A: Guy next to me on the bus: grocery bag with national geographic & two little lemon shaped lemon juice containers. That's it.
Z: 'Now do you need me to write a list, or do you think you can remember?'
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8/15/12:
A: I admire you getting a job, but I'm not going to buy Streetwise from you just because you opened a door for me with a horse puppet.
Z: Hey - he's got two mouths to feed.
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8/6/12:
A: ohhh, poor little cute girl on the bus, your fiance is gayer than a rainbow flamingo.
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8/10/12
A: Strip club got ahold of my bus.
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