Couple oldies from the bus stop

Morning adventures at the bus stop.  Photoshopped black arrow is photoshopped, rest is real.

New York Edition!

I just spent the last 4 days in NYC. I was glad to come home but so sad to leave all the nuttiness behind.

From the High Line:

From Broadway:

Need some tin-ting?

We wound up in a subway car with 50-75 orthodox jewish boys on a field trip to do mitzvahs. They sang hebrew songs and gave out literature the entire ride. It was so entertaining, especially the faces of the people getting into the car when they realized what they had just walked into.

The Queens Museum respects diversity: men, women, and furries alike.

Maybe. Possibly.

At least he's honest?

Keeping it interesting:

And last but not least, sign in a subway station: "Plesae help, my son is dieing of caner."

Boystown

9/18/12

A: New word! Snucks. I think it's the plural of snuck.
Z: "Yesterday they snucks into the balloon-filled room."

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9/15/12

A: You know those little stick figure family car window clings? Just passed a car with two men and three dogs.

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9/13/12

A: Cows? Innovative. Furniture? Cute and useful. Giant hearts? For a good cause. Recycled fridges? Very green. Giant golf balls? Just dumb.

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9/9/12

A: Quote from J: "You think I get off on butter?!"

From the past few days

From a bathroom on the lakefront path:

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From a bus stop on Addison:

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Z: Little Clown Pizza: creepy name, shaky grammar, but their heart's in the right place

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Z: I don't know if you can make this out: it's Alicia Silverstone photoshopped onto a package of underwear. Thanks, Logan Square!

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A: This old lady tricked a girl into giving up her seat on the bus. She gets off and RUNS to make the light. Nicely played, grandma.
Z: Sometimes I think I can't wait to be an old person so I can do shit like that.

Friday night!!!

A: Shoppers in line with me: one guy with only a bottle of smirnoff, girl with only a carton of ben & jerry's, guy with only a box of 5 hour energy, and me with jello shot cups and laundry detergent. Go Lakeview.

Wink

Imagine a couple scenarios where you would find yourself winking at someone. Go ahead, take a few seconds.

Got those firmly on your mind?


Now apply those thoughts to your interpretation of this bag:

Maybe would've been better off with a plain smiley with that particular slogan?



Such a deal!

In front of one of Robert Morris University's buildings, a facility of higher learning.

And from this Friday's edition of the Northwest Indiana Times, courtesy of my parents. I swear, the only thing that's photoshopped in the pic is the black box b/c I don't want this to bite me in the ass if people find this and decide to call them en masse.