8/19/12

A: OH: "I'm so ready to get off this train, I'm claustrophobic!" I'm on the bus.

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8/27/12

Z: I just walked past a truck with a 'Waterfowl Mafia' sticker on it. I was gonna take a picture of the logo (a duck with a fedora and a tommy gun), and then I saw an NRA sticker and changed my mind. I don't wanna die in a Subway parking lot.

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8/28/12

A: Your gansta swagger and pants under your butt cred is slightly reduced by the TEXAS on your jersey.


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Today:

A: I'm not entirely sure parking your motor scooter in the dining room of your restaurant is within the health code.


Z: There's a kid on the bus, 13 at most, wearing one of those Lance Armstrong-type bracelets. His says: "boobies!"
A: Is it pink? I think that's an actual breast cancer campaign, something like "save the boobies!"
Z: Oh. It's gold lettering on white. Maybe I've got him all wrong, but this kid looks like he just loves boobies.