12/7/14
A, to T: I don't have the ability to use emojis, but you're getting a raised eyebrow right now.
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3/14/14
A: There's a guy on my bus dressed like a leprechaun.
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3/26/14
A, to B: I'm leaving my place at 7. I am not missing this flight even if the train tries to ride the escalator.
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3/29/14
A: High waist jeans, coral and gray waist length jacket, braid in the hair. Teen Beat magazine flashbacks.
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4/1/14
A: Insightful New Jersey underpass graffiti: Keys open doors.
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4/2/14
A: Last night was fantastic. After a long 24 hours, I was finally able to brush my teeth because SOMEONE STOLE MY TOOTHPASTE.
B: How does someone steal toothpaste
A: Someone takes all the toothpaste from a hotel room instead of just their own. That's how.
B: You switched rooms?
A: No, you ass. You took my toothpaste. :P
B: Nooo I didn't!
B: Omg yes I did. I have three tubes in my bag. WTH. I'm sorry!!
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4/16/14
A: I feel like I see real and representations of barnyard animals way too often on State Street.
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4/25/14
A: We have a pastel pink street sweeper. It's for breast cancer awareness. I truly feel like I'm living in a Barbie world now.
A: Or Japan.
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5/24/14
A, to M: There are furries in the Ke$ha video for C'mon. Fantastic.
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6/13/14
A: And people think the happy meal with a mouth is creepy.
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6/17/14
A: I'll take unfortunate foreign words for $1000, Alex.
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6/21/14
A: I'm watching a woman on the red having a conversation with her imaginary friend. She has a real friend with her too....?
A: drunk guys on Addison: "I am ready to die a violent death!" "Please take him out!"
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7/1/14
A, to S: Just watched a guy walking down the street carrying a bowl of cereal turn around b/c he forgot something. I'm not the only one having a bad morning.
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7/3/14
A: Oh, DePaul.
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7/5/14
A, to B: "Read my lips...no free strips! Wish you were here!
(was at a cabaret show)
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7/6/14
Z: We-re home!!!! 'Let me know friend m svmcratch- 'Gimme pat 1 938796.
(aftermath of above cabaret show)
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7/7/14
A: Took the day off, I'm on the 36 with what looks like a 1st grade field trip. omg.
A: The consensus among them is that they should've taken a limo. I agree.
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7/10/14
A: "How many crazy cab drivers have you had besides me?"
A: Get to my building, "this is 15 minute parking here right? Do you need company for 15 minutes?" Thank god my building has 200 units so he can't find me. Ugh.
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7/13/14
A: I'm about to go out to the lake to find a flock of geese to feed a lot of old food to. If I don't show up to dinner, I've been attacked.
Z: Haha, me and the cops will follow the trail of feathers.
A: No! No cops! Bird feeding is illegal! Just check the hospitals.
Z: Right right! Whew. This conversation never happened. See you in the ER. Or, y'know, the pizza place. Whichever.
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