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Uh, wow, ok...happy new year? Here's through January.

9/27/12

A: Dear lord, punk guy on my bus wearing a leather vest half covered in metal spikes and half covered in bullet casings(!).

And later, 4/24/13

A: Remember bullet casing jacket guy? Got the back. The gold ones are casings.

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12/19/12

A: Standing at a bus stop, hipster filming himself driving. Not looking at the camera, not talking, just looking at the red stop light.

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12/26/12

Z: I'm walking by the Blommer chocolate factory in River North. It's like the wind is made of brownies.

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1/12/13

A: Guy who lives above Spin, in wife beater, leans out window, screams "it's my money and I need it now!" complete with the requiste hand gestures.

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1/13/13

A: You know how cold it is, right? I was just at a bus stop with a guy smoking skunky pot and two women with beta fish.

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1/15/13

A: So far on this bus ride, a girl had a seizure, and a man 'stealthily' opened a bottle of wine(?) in his duffle, poured it into an old sunny-d container, and is now drinking it.

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1/17/13

A: Hmm, I wonder why there's practically no one on this rush hour bus. Oh, I know, it's because it smells like skunk. Great.

A: Aww, little old guy on the bus has an old radio walkman, complete with extendable antenna. So cute.

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1/23/13

A: The one time I decide not to get involved, they break my neighbor's door down. I assumed (wrongly) that the firefighters would have some sort of file or one of them would remember from last time that our head maintenance guy lives downstairs.

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1/25/13

A: OCD girl on the bus who wears gloves during summer isn't wearing gloves today. Too cold for germs to live?

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1/26/13

A: omg this cab ride. Jamaican music and the driver's phone's ringtone is a duck.

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1/29/13

A: College buy on the train has his laptop without case, iphone, and jimmy john's in his hands. Easy mark. Good thing I'm a relatively decent person.

Z: Did you read that they had to make quilted vests for the imported ostriches because North Korea is so cold?
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1/30/13

A: Somewhere in this city is a graffiti artist whose tag is a blue super mario bros. 3 mushroom. This makes me so happy.

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1/31/13

A: OH- it's kinda hard to pass up silly putty, you know?